Female Inflation

"Hey you!"

Usually people who didn't know my name and were calling for me approached me from behind.  This one, who was bold enough to go "hey you" to a complete stranger, shouted at me from the front.  She was about eighteen and... well, she was a tomboy, complete with short hair and baseball cap.  Aside from that, she was wearing sandals and a crop top and shorts in that same familiar, super-stretchy, spandex-like material.  They looked brand new.

I blinked. "Yes?"

She stopped in front of me. "Help me out.  You're some big expert, right?"

Mikayla drove home from work on a tiresome day. Her boss had been a few inches too far up her ass with his persistent micro-managing, and Dave from accounting was constantly giving her glances like they somehow, someday might hook up. She found that unlikely, considering she had only ever dated girls.